What if I owed taxes in 2014 and uh forgot to file?

Then I procrastinated and never filed because of anxiety over the first bit.

For the next 9 years.

  • HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]
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    2 years ago

    so, all the smart people are telling you to talk to a tax/law professional to help you file voluntarily

    i'm not a smart person. you should fake your own death and live off the grid.

    • Nakoichi [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      Taking this under serious consideration. Someone else said file for bankruptcy which if I can do that for taxes, fuck my credit score I'll take the money and run.

      Never had a credit card anyway. Not like I'm ever going to afford a mortgage anyway.

      • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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        2 years ago

        fuck my credit score I’ll take the money and run.

        Never had a credit card anyway. Not like I’m ever going to afford a mortgage anyway.

        What if 20% of comrades kept a good credit score and got mortgages for commie houses for the remaining 80%, who would remain poor on paper (food stamp and Medicaid eligible) but rich through communal agreements and sharing?

        I swear I'm THIS close to getting the snowball rolling, getting a radical district in a city going. I could bring everyone's total expenses down below $900/month.

          • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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            2 years ago

            You can have a roommate situation where everybody is their own household.

            It wouldn't be too hard for cohousing members to simply pay their share of utilities and property taxes, cover all this plus a carshare on a poverty-line income, and still have plenty left over.

            The mechanisms aren't illegal, they just take a bit of effort to effectuate.

    • Yeat [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      my personal suggestion for death faking would be to drive your car into a brick wall and pulling out your teeth to leave at the scene

      and then living in a tent above the building you just crashed into

      • HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]
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        2 years ago

        Personally I would acquire an ultralight or similar craft, and crash it into a mountainside in northern Canada. Ideally you would want to have a getaway vehicle, forged documents, disguise, and cash waiting for you in the woods that you parachute into.