Bean-Hole Baked Beans

This recipe is a project that can be time- and labor-intensive. You need to dig a hole in your yard and build a fire in that hole to cook the beans. An important note: Failing to dig the hole, and using your oven instead, will result in beans that lack bona fides but are 98 percent as good as the ones that guy cooked in a hole in his yard. This recipe will take about 3 hours plus soaking time for the oven method.

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    Nobody will date me because they want to "go out" and "eat safe food someplace romantic", but I insist there's a perfectly good bean hole in my yard. If you're hungry just reach in the bean hole. Fight the critters if it's night, you're literally the alpha predator of the planet.

  • SaniFlush [any, any]
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    edit-2
    6 months ago

    Where does Saddam Hussein fit in the bean hole?

    PS: CW for animal products mentioned. I don't care but it's easier to just never argue.

      • DyingOfDeBordom [none/use name]
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        6 months ago

        sometimes I'll be like "we need a CW!!" when I don't actually think we do because I've gotten @'d over silly shit and it's a form of malicious compliance

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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        6 months ago

        I still remember when I first moved out East and someone asked me if i played Cornhole and I just stared at them until they asked me if we didn't have Cornhole where I came from

        I politely explained that the proper name is beanbag toss

      • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
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        6 months ago
        CW: A response in very good (still bad) taste.

        Skill issue. Vegans have ghost poops on the reg and their corn holes taste great as a result.