• InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    Imagine if a spokesman for the Pentagon is giving a press briefing.

    "As it has been repeatedly said - these Cessna-like objects—"

    A young, green reporter doesn't follow well-established Pentagon press conference protocol and blurts out: "Excuse me! Cessna-like?!?"

    "I... I misspoke. These cylinder-like..." He clears his throat. "These cylindrical objects"

    "I must interrupt. Were any of 'objects' shot down small aircraft?"

    Try as he might the spokesman can't help sounding like a guilty little kid who let the cat out of the bag. "The most recent three objects are cylindrical. Therefore they were not small aircraft..."

    • Awoo [she/her]
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      edit-2
      2 years ago

      ...Cessnas are kinda cylindrical when you ignore the wings. Actually all planes are.

      • ProfessorAdonisCnut [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Not all. Some planes are nothing like a cylinder, e.g.: P-38 lightning, Vought XF5U, Convair XFY-1 Pogo, F-117