I'd be rock climbing then get stuck hanging above nothing when the katamari absorbs the entire wall just under me. Then I'd go wherever small objects go when the katamari gets too big and the game unloads them, probably hell.
Culled to the culling dimension that only exists in memory until Katamari is turned off. You have escaped the cycle of Playsamarastation
Wiping my ass. In fact to make it more katamari it would be a colorful portapotty with the cracked open and an angry arm holding a toilet paper roll waving back and forth and there’d be like 10 of these in a row next to a construction site
Chasing an inexplicable animate flowerpot while holding a garden hoe
Probably riding around in a perfect circle on an old timey bike with a huge front wheel or a unicycle, as I like to do
me and my cat would be hitting a beach ball back and forth at each other in a perfect loop with the shittiest jumping animation possible
Fucking with a VCR, if you park in front of it I'll just keep sticking tapes onto the katamari in a loop till I run out
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Arguing loudly over a cell phone in a cafe's outdoor seating area
