Von Nukem, who was born as Teddy Landrum, told the outlet he changed his name in 2012 in a nod to his German heritage and the video-game character Duke Nukem.
I'm wondering what form it was in too. Like was it 15kg of pure fent or 15kg of fent patches and the patches make up most of the weight? Like when cops seize a pound of blow and its like, is it actually a pound of cocaine itself or is the weight of the cut part of this?
COME THE FUCK ON WHY ARE THEIR NAMES ALWAYS LIKE THIS?!
"Hello my name is Chudly McFartinstein"
The Duke would kick this nerd's fascist ass.
That can't be real lmao
outlets give more respect to this sort of shit than trans people changing their names
Trying to smuggle fentanyl over the southern border. Literally always projection.
"I'm here to chew gum and smuggle fentanyl, and I'm all out of... Oh shit the balloon inside my rectum just tore open."
Relevant
He boofed 15kg? That's an impressive asshole.
Pulling out the drug smuggling balloon and it looks like a clown getting ready to make a poodle
I'm wondering what form it was in too. Like was it 15kg of pure fent or 15kg of fent patches and the patches make up most of the weight? Like when cops seize a pound of blow and its like, is it actually a pound of cocaine itself or is the weight of the cut part of this?
If it was 15kg of pills then it was probably 15kg of chalk and a few grams of fent.
Yes, that makes a lot of sense for smuggling across a border.
Did the Air Force fire a Sidewinder missile at his balloon
A tiny F-16 flew out of his ass as the balloon burst
These Super Bowl commercials are getting worse every year.
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