It pains me so much to say but tell me you can’t immediately picture Trump giving a press conference while standing in the vinyl chloride burn pit, sipping on a Diet Coke and asking people about the water pressure on their toilet hookup. Instead we get to talk about balloons all day.

Once again Dems tossing up multiple unforced errors in a way that almost has to be intentional.

Love seeing yet another bulletproof argument for labor and infrastructure reform handed over to the right so they can pad their “working man” credentials. You already have the regular blue maga sycophants bending over backwards to call anyone mentioning dioxins or the rail strike an unhinged conspiracy theorist.

  • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    No Trump would mess this up too. He doesn't actually care about these people. He would fuck up like he fucked up in puerto rico with the hurricane

    • happybadger [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      But we'd have a beautiful scene where he throws HAZMAT suits at Ohio residents like they're winning a game show.

    • MaoistLandlord [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Of course he would, and of course he doesn’t care. But he’d still be down there like he was with puerto Rico

    • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      Those people were brown and can't vote for him if they wanted to. Most of his base thinks they're an independent country.

    • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      Trump would show up, take a big, deliberate whiff of the air, and get sent to the hospital for 10 days