I'd just laugh at this fucking dork if he wasn't a perpetrator and promoter of sexual violence and slavery. Real monsters exist, and he is one of them.

  • Phish [he/him, any]
    ·
    2 years ago

    I once stayed awake and prepared for Mortal Kombat as well. My mom bought me Ecco the Dolphin instead.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      2 years ago

      That's actually a harder game, too. :sweat:

      • Phish [he/him, any]
        ·
        2 years ago

        It's extremely hard. Of course, when I was a dumb little kid it took me over a week to get out of the first section. Didn't get much better from there.