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  • Grimble [he/him,they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Today on How It's Made: Vaush opinions

    >Be middle to upper class American, age 16-24

    >Get mad at The Left after another long day of thinking and crying

    > Want them to share your unimaginable pain

    >Lightbulb over head

    >Find popular progressive opinion (any will do)

    >Make sure its still a hot conversation topic online

    >hmm how about "Freedom for Palestine"

    >Reverse the victims/targets

    >Reverse the instigator

    >Now we're cookin

    >Step 2 engage

    >Pick a humanitarian cause (again any will do)

    >Education? Everyone loves that

    >Step 3: Finale

    >Pick a well known/respected emancipation movement to compare it all to (you know the drill)

    >Jk its the US Civil Rights movement again cuz youre American

    >(make sure to remind the audience you hate violence if anyone tries to tell you how that really went. keep saying that everyday for the next week and eventually start calling yourself an "Average Peace Enjoyer" until it gets boring or Luna Oi posts again. Post about how much the mere existence of the Average Peace Enjoyer upsets people every step of the way)

    >Voila, here's your finished masterpiece

    >Palestinians would make a terrible government so the better option is to let Israel finish annexing them, which incidentally is fine because we'll all feel bad once its done, then educate them and give out Civil Rights reparations

    Congratulations, you now know how to be a Vaushite.