Own a 火槍 for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four 洋鬼子 break into my hovel. "What the 鬼佬?!" as I grab my 辮子 and fire lance. Blow a basketball sized hole through the first man. He's dead on the spot. Draw my 飛標 on the second man, miss him entirely since it's a fucking throwing weapon and nail the neighbours ox. I have to resort to the火箭車 mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with rockets. "我不愿再见到你!" the rocket barrage shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel break apart the front facing wall of my hovel and deafen everyone within a mile radius. Fix my 偃月刀 and charge the last terrified 鬼子. He bleeds out waiting for the police to arrive since guandao wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Own a 火槍 for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four 洋鬼子 break into my hovel. "What the 鬼佬?!" as I grab my 辮子 and fire lance. Blow a basketball sized hole through the first man. He's dead on the spot. Draw my 飛標 on the second man, miss him entirely since it's a fucking throwing weapon and nail the neighbours ox. I have to resort to the火箭車 mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with rockets. "我不愿再见到你!" the rocket barrage shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel break apart the front facing wall of my hovel and deafen everyone within a mile radius. Fix my 偃月刀 and charge the last terrified 鬼子. He bleeds out waiting for the police to arrive since guandao wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.