• KnilAdlez [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    Many-Chinas interpretation of U.S. policy: every subatomic interaction leads to an infinite amount of parallel chinas. The U.S. theoretically loses the war against china instantly, and decides to launch nukes, but every nuclear fissile reaction only creates more chinas. The U.S. is defeated and quantum communism flourishes.

  • Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    The only way to real freedom is to make every single Chinese person an individual state.

    Just like the founding fathers intended.

    • GenderIsOpSec [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      Own a 火槍 for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four 洋鬼子 break into my hovel. "What the 鬼佬?!" as I grab my 辮子 and fire lance. Blow a basketball sized hole through the first man. He's dead on the spot. Draw my 飛標 on the second man, miss him entirely since it's a fucking throwing weapon and nail the neighbours ox. I have to resort to the火箭車 mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with rockets. "我不愿再见到你!" the rocket barrage shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel break apart the front facing wall of my hovel and deafen everyone within a mile radius. Fix my 偃月刀 and charge the last terrified 鬼子. He bleeds out waiting for the police to arrive since guandao wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

  • NewAcctWhoDis [any]
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    2 years ago

    Divorced China policy: America recognizes the PRC on weekdays and the ROC on weekends.

  • CriticalOtaku [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Three Kingdoms Policy: The U.S. officially recognises the states of Wu, Shu and Wei as having legitimate claim to the Mandate of Heaven, and had totally nothing to do with Lu Bu's rebellion.

  • Bay_of_Piggies [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    We are China Policy: America changes it's name to China and no longer recognizes the PRC or ROC as China politically or geographically.

    • kristina [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      I really want this to happen, unironically. Itd be the most hilarious moment in history

    • Dryad [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      I was on board with Too Many Chinas Policy but you've persuaded me, this is the way.

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    One China but It's America Now Policy: Americans and Chinese alike will have to pack all their shit up and switch countries.

  • btbt [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Self-China policy: The United States is the real China

    • solaranus
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      1 year ago

      deleted by creator

  • build_a_bear_group [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    The Teleological China Policy: The U.S. recognizes we don't currently have a True China. China can only exist as the asymptotic limit of a specific region of South East Asia as t goes to infinity.

    The Tautological China Policy: The U.S. recognizes China to be China.

    The Open Set Policy: The U.S. do not recognize the borders of China as part of China.

    The Closed Set Policy: The U.S. recognizes the borders of China as part of China.

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Rotating Chinas policy: The US recognises the PRC as China on odd weeks and the ROC on even weeks

  • CetaceanPosadist
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    2 years ago

    i personally am a firm believer in the Fun China Policy

    :funny-clown-hammer: :vibin: :deng-stoned: :deng-smile: