But but but then the dogs won't have jobs anymore! How will they pay their pet rent???

What's this? I'm just now finding out that cop dogs are not only not compensated for their labour, it's actually illegal to compensate them or service animals?

Nevertheless,

give the dogs to willing weed smokers, they can get treats for finding lost nugs

The dog adpotion buisness in this country is FUBAR'd and they're trying to gentrify pet ownership.

But that view is increasingly being challenged by groups including the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals — whose own president and chief executive, Matthew Bershadker, says he was turned down when he and his family looked for a dog about a year and a half ago. In fact, he was rejected twice.

Once, he said, it was because the dog they had settled on was offered by an out-of-state group that required a pre-adoption home inspection. It didn’t have anyone to send to Bershadker’s residence in New York, so that was that. The second time, he said, “they simply said, ‘You work too much.’ Despite assurances of a dog walker . . . and a fenced yard, and I mean, it was kind of crazy.”

I experienced this myself. It tramatized me. Now I curse the hell out of the TV any time one of those news stations put up adoption calls or there's some ad for an adoption agency.