The thing being, "I made this up, but wouldn't it be bad if it were true?" Quoted some chud claiming kids were using "helicopter" as a pronoun and took it at face value, has not answered whether he knows it's a meme.
Happened like two hours before the Onion article came out so it was pure chance. The Onion doesn't miss.
being off twitter makes you more informed tbh. it's all just noise from the worst people you can imagine