The thing being, "I made this up, but wouldn't it be bad if it were true?" Quoted some chud claiming kids were using "helicopter" as a pronoun and took it at face value, has not answered whether he knows it's a meme.
Happened like two hours before the Onion article came out so it was pure chance. The Onion doesn't miss.
Who's Reed?
These posts always assume everyone spends 16 hours a day on Twitter. :( What am I, a journalist?
being off twitter makes you more informed tbh. it's all just noise from the worst people you can imagine
A random "whistleblower" cited in his article.
And it really doesn't? I explained the context. Also this is the dunk tank, linking to assholes on Twitter is kinda the point.
Jon Chait, the guy who fell for bofa so hard that he never recovered
bofa deez nuts moist boi