The thing being, "I made this up, but wouldn't it be bad if it were true?" Quoted some chud claiming kids were using "helicopter" as a pronoun and took it at face value, has not answered whether he knows it's a meme.
Happened like two hours before the Onion article came out so it was pure chance. The Onion doesn't miss.
A random "whistleblower" cited in his article.
And it really doesn't? I explained the context. Also this is the dunk tank, linking to assholes on Twitter is kinda the point.