Some potential marriage candidates for our future Emperor Barron who would give him heirs and can give the Trump dynasty more legitimacy in the long term.

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To start, we have Archduchess Zsófia von Habsburg (born 2001) and her sister Archduchess Ildikó von Habsburg (born 2002). Descendants of Bless Karl and Zita as well as the last Holy Roman Emperor Franz II, they are certainly worthy choices to be an Empress.

Secondly, there is Leonor, Princess of Asturias (born 2005). This implies a personal Union between America and Spain with him being King Jure uxoris Juan IV which is an interesting prospect. Infanta Sofía (born 2007) is an alternative who wouldn't come with the burden of EU entry

On the topic, some other brides that would result in a personal union with another Kingdom are Princess Ingrid Alexandra of Norway (born 2003), Catharina-Amalia, Princess of Orange (born 2003), and Princess Estelle, Duchess of Östergötland (born 2012) when she reaches maturity

Although they are all currently protestant and any Union could complicate things in regard to the E.U.

While on the younger side, two other major Bourbon candidates are also Princess Antoinette Léopoldine d'Orléans (born 2012) and Louise-Marguerite d'Orléans (born 2014), the two eldest daughters of Jean, Count of Paris. As they are daughters of the...

...head of the Orleanist-Unionist branch of the House of Bourbon supported by the majority of French monarchists while also being backed by Action Française, they could be good options once they reach maturity.

There is also Princess Laetitia Maria of Belgium, Archduchess of Austria-Este. A scion of both the Habsburgs and Saxe-Coburgs, so not a bad choice whatsoever.

Some other Ladies in his age range from more minor but still respectable Catholic Houses are Princess Odilia of Bavaria (born 2002), Sylvie von Württemberg (born 2001), and Princess Georgina Maximiliana of Liechtenstein, Countess of Rietberg (born 2005)

Also, when Barron does produce an heir said heir should marry a future descendant of Sophie of Bavaria, Princess concort of Liechtenstein, which would unite the legitimate Jacobite claim with the American throne.


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  • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]
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    Princess Ingrid Alexandra of Norway (born 2003)

    I already had more than enough reasons to support the abolition of Norway's monarchy, but getting to avoid reading sentences like this in the future just became yet another reason.

    New England Rexist Liberation Front🌲 | Third Positionist/Jacobite Monarchist | Scythian-Sarmatian Unity 🇭🇺✠🇵🇱

    I'm gonna be honest, this reads like complete word soup to me. I have no idea what to make out of any of it except for "some sort of Nazi with a monarchy fetish", but that much was obvious from the thread itself.

    2hu Enjoyer

    The knowledge that this person likes Touhou is so accursed that even my own Touhou figurkas suddenly feel like they're coated in Cheeto dust by association.

    • huf [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      oh wooo, i dunno where this idiot is but he's got some kind of hungarian brainworms. i dont know if the polish-hungarian thing is the regular right wing "hungarians and poles are two brothers" nonsense or something to do with orban and PIS covering for each other...

      anyway, equating scythians with hungarians means this dude probably also believes in bosnian pyramids and shit.

      anyway, almost definitely a pedo as well based on some of his tweets. so a nazi pedo with weird central european pseudohistorical fantasy beliefs... chefs-kiss

    • Dolores [love/loves]
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      2 months ago

      Scythian-Sarmatian Unity

      two pseudhistory nationalist theories connecting ancient Marble Bust Times people to the later emerged Poles and Hungarians---perhaps "Aryans" depending if they were made before/after ww2

  • PKMKII [none/use name]
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    2 months ago

    The part that really gets me here is the cognitive dissonance of, our future god emperor must marry to a bride from a prestigious aristocratic European family as to keep the neo-monarchist regime of pure lineage, but the god emperor himself is descended from a brothel owner who probably stole said brothel, and his mother is a model, sometimes more so on the adult side, born to a seamstress and a car part salesman. Why is it so goddamn important that the empress be of noble descent but it’s fine for the emperor to be of common descent?

    • happybadger [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      It really is so weird that they're the family these goobers want to enshrine as a dynasty. A guy whose diet is McDonalds, who's barely literate, who's only famous for being a pretend CEO on reality TV prior to holding an administrative office for 4 years. MAGA monarchists have an extra cargo cult layer to them where you can tell none of them have ever seen an aeroport as they try to build a temple that looks like one. It's just a real-life Crusader Kings mod that lets him be a paedophile in the open.

  • Deadend [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    He’s going to be with a kardashian witch consort who will only bear him daughters on their plan to create the Curtis Headache.

  • Dolores [love/loves]
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    2 months ago

    Monarchists are such pathetic larpers, of course all the Actually Existing Monarchies are backwards swamp & ice crackers with zero prestige or Spanish who they apparently don't consider fully white, so it's "Archduchess" this "Princess" that from the royal grifter families that haven't had an ass on a throne in 100+ years lenin-dont-laugh

    • happybadger [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      The only time it makes sense to me is when it's some dispossessed aristocrat trying to get their estate back. That's the one group which has material interests in monarchism. For everyone else it's like... just be a fucking Disney Adult. The music is better, someone will want to have sex with you for knowing too much about it, there are cartoons about it that people won't judge an adult for watching, and you can have the full Disneyland experience all over the world without having to grovel at the CEO's feet. You have so many animated princesses to choose from and none of them will file a restraining order against you if you ever saw them in person. None of the princes look like Eric Trump.

  • mushroom [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    very funny to me that these so called monarchists are willing to skip over trump's first two sons just because they are massive losers and also because barron is tall. turns out primogeniture kind of sucks sometimes huh?

  • Fishroot [none/use name]
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    2 months ago

    New England Rexist Liberation Front🌲

    Ok Lovecraft, keep it at writing fiction and having Auntie issues