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Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them] to badposting • 6 months ago

Jokes on you I planted explosives on your wang

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Jokes on you I planted explosives on your wang

Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them] to badposting • 6 months ago
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  • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]
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    6 months ago

    "Gyles, I said 'Numberwang', not 'bomb her wang'!"

    Show Host of Numberwang (played by Robert Webb) with a shocked expression

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  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    6 months ago

    Good when it explodes it will clean the dirt off my dick so I don't have to touch it. Touching your dick and or butthole to wash is GAY

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  • Pluto [he/him, he/him]
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    6 months ago

    I guess that's why my dick sometimes... pops.

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  • Des [she/her, they/them]
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    6 months ago

    they are carefully placed shaped micro-explosive devices designed to instantly give me a vaginoplasty?

    right?

    right???!??

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  • HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]
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    6 months ago

    Snake! Get that bomb out of your items!

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  • Naal [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    ur such a merry prankster

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  • emizeko [they/them]
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    6 months ago

    pop quiz, hotshot

    uh hot quiz, popshot

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  • ButtBidet [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    God please hit the button, I want my dick to go away.

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  • Dessa [she/her]
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    6 months ago

    Jokes on you, I'm into that

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  • DefinitelyNotAPhone [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    Killer Queen has already touched that dick menacingmenacingmenacing

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  • ScrubsFloorsInHyrule [comrade/them]
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    6 months ago

    I've been bamboozled again

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