This is the new POC Gravel Cargo helmet. It will sell like hotcakes, I guarantee it.
It has a fucking velcro patch to stick on patches on the other side. It's fucking stupid, you have a bicycle, strap shit to your bicycle instead of your head. You know why soldiers do this? Because they don't have anywhere else to put it. You do.
Tactically ascertaining the bike lane that's the size of a shoe as I narrowly avoid being pulverized by a lifted F-150 with Scott Adams x Kanye 2024 bumper stickers on it.
CRRK Bravo-Delta 5 we have bogeys on our tail, requesting immediate backup CRRK
You know this is going to be used exclusively by people chucking their gravel bikes into their trucks, buzzing every cyclists along the way to their grand epic gravel ride and then doing the same thing on the way back