You: just a tidy up. You know, a bit off the back and sides. It's been a while.
Barber: Bet, I've got you fam.
*proceeds to give you the same fucking fade he gives everyone else that comes in, regardless of what they ask for
You: just a tidy up. You know, a bit off the back and sides. It's been a while.
Barber: Bet, I've got you fam.
*proceeds to give you the same fucking fade he gives everyone else that comes in, regardless of what they ask for
In their defense, they can't really guess easily if you had a straight clipper cut, a taper or a fade just from looking at your hair 3+ months out. And people like fades right now
I have long hair and a beard so it's like 'just fix this up'. You don't need to make me look likeiI invest in crypto
Saw an episode of Queer Eye where the hair guy took some hippie with a lumberjack beard and made him look like Hitler youth. I think of this often