You: just a tidy up. You know, a bit off the back and sides. It's been a while.

Barber: Bet, I've got you fam.

*proceeds to give you the same fucking fade he gives everyone else that comes in, regardless of what they ask for

  • Dessa [she/her]
    ·
    2 months ago

    And that's all from Badger Falls, where the women are robust, the men are pink-cheeked, and the children are pink-cheeked and robust.

    • LaughingLion [any, any]
      ·
      2 months ago

      where i live the men are men and the boys are men and sometimes alligators are men too