my a*s

    • PorkrollPosadist [he/him, they/them]
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      2 years ago

      For real, the amount of patents for "do some industrial process invented in the 19th century, but with a computer in it somewhere" is absurd. Or patents on hole patterns on some bracket so you can monopolize aftermarket modifications. Patents are completely fucking useless and counterproductive.

  • UlyssesT
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    2 months ago

    deleted by creator

  • TornadoThompson [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    Repo Man remake but with Otto sitting in a cafe somewhere, tapping a button on an app on his phone while he talks to Bud about artisanal speed.

  • pumpchilienthusiast [comrade/them, any]
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    2 years ago

    critical support to the car industry

    the sooner this happens, the sooner a white hat hacker owns the servers and tells all cars to drive themselves into the nearest industrial shredder

  • aaro [they/them, she/her]
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    2 years ago

    article https://web.archive.org/web/20230303051730/https://www.pcgamer.com/ford-files-patent-to-allow-self-driving-cars-to-drive-away-from-their-owners/

  • Multihedra [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I think the fact that they use active language in the headline, for the cars themselves—ford allows the cars to drive away from their owners—really puts me over the edge

    Taken literally, you would think that the cars want to be free and would otherwise be driving away from owners all the time. In this world, ford’s role is the creator of some kind of software harness that breaks the car’s spirit and forces it to obey—unless you stop paying