:cracker: here ready to sand side by side with his brothers in the bloods and the crips in a protracted people's war to defend his homeland.

I fear we might have to give it to them.

  • MaoistLandlord [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Imagine being a boat salesman doomsday prepper. You hear the Chinese are invading and you're giddy because you finally get to use the new Sig Sauer Freedom X-14 with holographic sights and a suppressor, wear the brand new Liberty Tactical Load Bearing Vest, and unbox the new Punisher Night Vision Goggles Mk. III

    You take 3 hours to get all your weapons and gear ready. You head out the door, ready to kick some Chinese ass. As soon as you walk onto the driveway, you're immediately killed by Old Man Jenkins down the street with his Mosin Nagant his great grand pappy gave him. He panicked because he's never seen a black man in his neighborhood before and thought you were a looter he's seen on Fox News for the past 5 years