:cracker: here ready to sand side by side with his brothers in the bloods and the crips in a protracted people's war to defend his homeland.

I fear we might have to give it to them.

    • Lymbic_System [none/use name]
      ·
      2 years ago

      I can guarantee all the occupied forces have to do is dispense health care and do the bare minimum to fix poverty and this guy would be upside down mussili style as the Americans try to throw flowers at the Chinese troops while handing them hand rolled blunts as they match east.

    • UnicodeHamSic [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      2 years ago

      Same. The common enemy to unite the people here is infact the US government.

      It just cooks my noodle that his shit head fantasy is the uniting of all races under a common banner to resist oppression.

      • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
        ·
        2 years ago

        It's a fantasy of uniting oppressed people to protect the privileges of the white guy in the picture

        • NeelixBiederman [he/him]
          ·
          2 years ago

          Well said. "All the [bad people] will appreciate me and get on my side if [awful event] happens"

          • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
            ·
            2 years ago

            their strange and terrible foreign oppression vs our beautiful patriotic red white and blue oppression

      • MaoistLandlord [he/him]
        ·
        2 years ago

        "No questions asked" is really funny here. If that was the scenario, the bottom half of his list would also be killing the top half of the list, no question asked, because of all the propaganda and red baiting of them all being the result of communism

  • MaoistLandlord [he/him]
    ·
    2 years ago

    Imagine being a boat salesman doomsday prepper. You hear the Chinese are invading and you're giddy because you finally get to use the new Sig Sauer Freedom X-14 with holographic sights and a suppressor, wear the brand new Liberty Tactical Load Bearing Vest, and unbox the new Punisher Night Vision Goggles Mk. III

    You take 3 hours to get all your weapons and gear ready. You head out the door, ready to kick some Chinese ass. As soon as you walk onto the driveway, you're immediately killed by Old Man Jenkins down the street with his Mosin Nagant his great grand pappy gave him. He panicked because he's never seen a black man in his neighborhood before and thought you were a looter he's seen on Fox News for the past 5 years

  • Dr_Gabriel_Aby [none/use name]
    ·
    2 years ago

    I feel like conservatives think we’re about to be invaded all the time. I really need these people to look at a map.

    • Awoo [she/her]
      ·
      edit-2
      2 years ago

      They don't understand logistics or supply. All they imagine it as is taking a bunch of boats and planes and it's job done. They misunderstand the entire chain of supply needed to then maintain that for longer than 1 week or the fact it takes a boat several weeks to get from anywhere to anywhere.

      • huf [he/him]
        ·
        2 years ago

        that means they have less understanding of ... anything than recent versions of HOI4... oh god.

    • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
      ·
      2 years ago

      Visiting with my chud uncle and last night he was going on about preparedness for a land invasion of the USA and it was difficult not to laugh in his face

  • Chapo_is_Red [he/him]
    ·
    2 years ago

    Imagine being in US state security when an adversary paratrooper lands in the US mainland and realizing you've never prepared to fight a war where the enemy can contest air space....oh and most of the American population either hates you cuz they can't get their treats or they're lumpenproletariat and hated you anyway.

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
    ·
    2 years ago

    Me: Hey, where you guys all going?

    Them: The Chinese are invading and we're gonna all go shoot at them!

    Me: Oh hey cool, give me a gun, I'll help!

    (I wait two minutes for them to get distracted, then shoot them all in the back)

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
    ·
    2 years ago

    Oh no, the chud forgot his polarized sunglasses!

    Risk of emotional vulnerability imminent!

    Deploy empty stare technique!

  • electerrific [none/use name]
    ·
    2 years ago

    Gangsters make terrible soldiers. They're only good when they're up against the unarmed, and even then they are much like US soldiers in Vietnam: prone to atrocity.

    For that matter, civilian militias armed with small arms don't stand a chance against organized military. You need heavy weapons and most importantly support from a great power to even have a shot and your k/d ratio is going to be abysmal.

  • Des [she/her, they/them]
    ·
    2 years ago

    the paratroopers are going to being linking up with cells all over the disintegrating, balkanizing U.S. of the future. they'll be in small teams, mostly escorts for the crates and crates of shiny new chinese smart assault rifles. they'll be used like most special operations are, to train and organize.

    some brave souls won't make it through the increasingly ineffective air defenses, especially as state militias seize air force bases to try to grab as much hardware as possible. but it won't matter.

    then the protracted people's war begins.

  • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
    ·
    2 years ago

    If an enemy is paradropping troops over mainland USA, that means they've somehow rendered the entire USAF combat ineffective. The fuck are you going to do with your M4 against a force that just grounded or destroyed 5000 fighter aircraft?

    • BynarsAreOk [none/use name]
      ·
      2 years ago

      Unless that also means these soldiers are dropping from space rockets it also means destroying most of the USN. By that point indeed you lost.

      But by that point the world would be nuked back to the iron age about 200 times over or something anyway so good luck roaming around unprotected in the radioactive wasteland called the grand continental US of A.

  • Haterade
    ·
    edit-2
    1 year ago

    deleted by creator

  • Tachanka [comrade/them]
    ·
    2 years ago

    this is why amerikkkan leadership is pushing sinophobia/russophobia so hard. they wanna make this meme happen.

  • amyra [she/her]
    ·
    2 years ago

    I've seen loads of TikToks about muh Chinese soldier in California, as if America will ever be involved in a war where they aren't the aggressor

    • ElChango [he/him]
      ·
      2 years ago

      idk why but this is giving me some rooftop koreans vibes