:stalin-smokin: :spongebob-party: RIP BOZO 😂🤣😂😈 :crab-party: 💯💯💯💯🌬️💨 SPARKING UP THAT IMPERIALIST PACK :stalin-smokin:

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    2 years ago

    Americans: "We will automate everything and become unstoppable!"

    Russian: wanders up with a stick and shoves it into the bicycle spokes

    Americans: "It only cost us 6% of our national budget to unleash our automated bicycles and now Russia has revealed its stick-in-wheel technology, leaving them totally exposed to our counter-offensive. This means we're winning!"