On March 15, 44 B.C.E., Julius Caesar was stabbed to death in Rome, Italy. Caesar was the dictator of the Roman Republic, and his assassins were Roman senators, fellow politicians who helped shape Roman policy and government.

Military Success & Reforms

Gaius Julius Caesar had returned to Rome in triumph, hailed as a hero. During his time as a Roman general, he claimed to have killed almost two million people in fifty decisive battles. Although loved by the citizens of Rome, he caused, in many ways, worry among those in the Roman Senate - especially the old elite, the Optimates. The man who was soon to be hailed as dictator for life (dictator perpetuo) transferred his skill as a military commander into the ability to lead the Republic. Seeing the need and demonstrating that he truly loved the people of Rome, he decreed a number of significant and necessary reforms - reforms that further endeared him to the Roman citizenry.

While these reforms made him popular among the commoners, they brought panic to many of his enemies and even some of his friends. To these men, their beloved republic no longer existed, especially after Caesar was named dictator for life in February 44 BCE - a completely unconstitutional act. They believed they no longer had a voice as Rome was quickly coming under the control of a would-be tyrant. Caesar's extreme arrogance and vanity offended many in the Roman Senate.

A Conspiracy Rises

The time had come to save the Republic from this would-be king, and thereby a conspiracy was borne. The four leading men of the conspiracy were an unusual mix of both friends and enemies. The first two men believed they had not been rewarded substantially enough for their service to Caesar: Gaius Trebonius served as a praetor and consul and had fought with Caesar in Spain; Decimus Junius Brutus Albinus was governor of Gaul and had been victorious against the Gauls. The next two conspirators were obviously not friends of Caesar: Gaius Cassius Longinus who had served with both Crassus and Pompey as a naval commander and who some believe conceived the plot, and lastly, the greedy and arrogant Marcus Junius Brutus who had also served under Pompey and who was the brother-in-law of Cassius.

After considerable debate, the final decision was to strike during a session of the Senate at the Theater of Pompey on March 15, 44 BCE, the Ides of March. The attackers had chosen their weapon of choice wisely - a double-edged dagger or pugio of about eight inches long instead of a sword. Daggers were better for close contact and could be hidden under their togas.

The Attack

A large crowd accompanied Caesar on his way to the Senate. The dictator entered and sat on his throne. Mark Antony, who had accompanied Caesar, was conveniently delayed outside by Trebonius, as planned. In the theater, there were 200 senators in attendance along with ten tribunes and a number of slaves and secretaries.

Cimber approached the unsuspecting Caesar and handed him a petition on behalf of his exiled brother; Caesar, of course, did not rise to greet him. Cimber grabbed at Caesar's toga and pulled it back. Caesar reportedly said, "Why, this is violence?" Casca dealt the first blow with his knife; Caesar immediately tried to defend himself by raising his hands to cover his face. The remaining conspirators surrounded the shocked Caesar - Cassius struck him in the face, Decimus to the ribs. Caesar collapsed, dead, ironically at the foot of a statue of his old enemy Pompey.

Aftermath

While the conspiracy had all the makings of a great plan, little attempt was made to prepare for afterwards. The conspirators made their way to Capitoline Hill and the Temple of Jupiter. Brutus spoke from a platform at the foot of the hill, trying in vain to calm the crowd.

Brutus believed the death of Caesar would bring a return of the old Roman spirit; unfortunately, the city was in shock, and people became increasingly more hostile. On March 17 the Senate sought a compromise with the urging of Mark Antony: While the laws of Caesar would remain intact, there would be amnesty for the conspirators. Unfortunately, peace was impossible and the conspirators fled Rome and would all ultimately meet their end.

For Rome, the young Octavian, the adopted son of Caesar, received not only his war chest but also the support of the army. A final conflict between Mark Antony (with the help of Cleopatra) and Octavian would bring Octavian to power as Augustus, the first emperor of the Roman Empire.

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  • Huldra [they/them, it/its]
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    2 years ago

    Idk if many people here have heard of "The Smiley Face Killers" theory.

    Basic summary

    Basically is some crank detectives found a particular area of police neglect(young white college dudes drowning and being written off instantly as accidental) and transformed it into a grand satanic panic style conspiracy where theres a nationwide organization of sinister serial killers that repeatedly commit the exact same "perfect crime".

    It consists of drugging a white college jock whos out partying then kidnapping him and holding him hostage for a nonspecific amount of time, with no evidence of torture or excessive physical harm, followed by killing him with some method that leaves basically no obvious evidence of murder, then dumping him in a place of water and spray painting a smiley face of wildly varying designs and colors near his body(or sometimes near where his body was dropped, or in one case actually they only found a smiley face in the bar he was last seen in, and actually also there are 12 new symbols they spray paint but the cops wont tell us what any of them are cause people were mean about the smileys).

    .

    Either way in depth knowledge is not important, what I wanna talk about is I read an article with a quote from one of the detectives claiming this shit is real, and he called this supposed serial killer group "The most dangerous domestic terrorist group in the US".

    And that is so fucking funny to me, because no matter if there are 100 smiley face guys, 1000 or 10,000 of them, literally all they do and all they have ever done according to these detectives, is just finding random white college jocks to do the same hyperspecific perfect murder on for no reason.

    Astounds me that people will listen to shit this nonsensical and sensationalist, how the fuck do you have a domestic terrorist group whos only discernable purpose is to kill one type of guy every so often while taking every possible step to not be detected in the slightest except by obsessive cop cranks?

    You cant have terrorism if there is no fucking terror involved! The guy says that the smiley faces have an ideology but the only ideology I can see is them being a radical guerrilla anti-youth drinking group. Either that or I guess they have the ideology that they just flat out hate white guys that both have good grades and do sports.

    Im gonna make a new terrorist group and actually all we do is stage murders that look like people tripped on patches of ice and hit their head, our political purpose is for people to watch their damn step and for the government to do something about these crappy sidewalks!

    • plinky [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      :geordi-no: young guys partying too much, and doing something ill advised/having undetected heart problem

      :geordi-yes: secret cabal of anonymous killers

      • Huldra [they/them, it/its]
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        2 years ago

        One of the bits of evidence they point to that this is real is that a lot of these guys have the "date rape" drug in their blood when tested for it.

        And I'm not sure if anyone has advanced the theory to them that maybe some of these guys just got unlucky, or fucked up their own drink spiking. College bars being sex pest magnets sound a hell of a lot more plausible than a nationwide network of people that only kill white college guys with "promising futures".

    • DirtbagVegan [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Somehow this reminds me of the crank cop that decided that he could figure out from someone's mannerisms on a 911 call if they killed someone.