Mandatory meeting for everyone, one on one's later. Mine is in like 15. First guy already gone.
Thank fuck, I hate this fucking place and now I'm FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mandatory meeting for everyone, one on one's later. Mine is in like 15. First guy already gone.
Thank fuck, I hate this fucking place and now I'm FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
So what was the best sabotage you planned in those last 15 mins?
They still want me to work for 2 more weeks, lmao
Enjoy the most fun two weeks of your whole job to that point, take the time to make sure you never have to buy office supplies ever again
Sadly it'll probably be a stressful 2 weeks, lol. I'm guessing they want him to transition all responsibilities to the next person, and failing to do that they'll take some portion of the severence package away.
Train the next person wrong, as a joke.
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is that really good though if your replacement doing their job wrong gets shit on for it? sure they can just blame you because it IS your fault but I wouldn't wanna put someone in that position personally
Expecting someone to train their own replacement is borderline inhuman. Sucks for the trainee, but capitalists have no right to do that to someone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d696t3yALAY
No, they're entirely eliminating positions. So i'm just gonna dick around.
Nice. Optimal.
They already fed all your work product to ChatGPT huh?
it was Dall-E. I'm a photographer.
I believe they can only realitically condition that if they have a severence above the legally mandated one. If not, I'd ask they pay double my salary for those two weeks, what are they gonna do fire you again?
I've got some sick days i'm about to cash in, and i already have like 4 vacation days approved for the next few weeks so i'm only even working like half
Nice.
Hell yeah, get paid to post for two weeks
Laying flat for 2 weeks pay you say?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rwFmGx4QflM