Meanwhile birds: "Lol brb gonna evolve a neon scrotum on my face."
Male birds evolved along the principles of "survival of the sexiest".
the lady bird is getting up in there like "yeah, shake it in my face"
It’s just amazing that if you provide a consistent source of light and heat to a rubble ball of space dust it starts doing this shit. Thermodynamics be trippin.
Exactly. A space rock grew this. People aren’t sufficiently impressed by this.
Tangential, but one of my favorite take-downs of some shithead eugenics book (some crap peddling the "the inferiors are breeding too much!" hysteria) was a biologist pointing out the simple fact that if the vile poors were "out-breeding" the smart rich white people, that just meant they had greater biological fitness and natural selection was simply favoring them.
Evolution by definition favors the fuckable
That is some drip right there
"survival of the fittest" is the worst way to describe the phenomenon of evolution, it's Darwin's biggest and (as far as I know) only
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"survival of the first thing that just happens to work" doesn't have the same ring, but it is more accurate