Some horrible tragedy is in the news, and in the comments someone's aunt goes

How terrible! I pray the victims' souls find peace in Heaven 🙏

Suddenly, atheist guy

You DELUDED FOOL, souls do not exist and there is no God or the afterlife. Try using more logic

          • UlyssesT [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            Epic Meal Time and its consequences have been an environmental disaster for the human race :a-guy:

            Not really joking there. Even after its high point of meme-driven "Man Card Renewal" marketing bullshit, consumption of bacon and other meat products is still significantly higher per capita than it was before that fucking cringe shit came out.

                  • AernaLingus [any]
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                    edit-2
                    2 years ago

                    Embarrassing fact: I bought an official reddit T-shirt featuring this image back in the peak Bacon Era (apparently it was through the XKCD store? Weird.). When I got it in the mail, I held it in my hands for a long moment, thought to myself "Jesus Christ this is embarassing...I can never be seen wearing this," and then shoved it into the back of a drawer. Even as a teenager I realized that shit was cringe, and I was already pretty cringe.

      • Shoegazer [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Because bacon narwhal Nutella Emma Watson :soypoint-1:

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          But then Emma Watson dared to become an adult and get political with an agenda and a narrative :wojak-nooo: