In a horrifying statement, Boeing is arguing they shouldn't have to pay for the suffering of the victims in the Ethiopian Airlines 737 MAX crash because everyone died painlessly.They claim the plane crashed so fast, the victim's brains didn’t have time to process pain signals.— More Perfect Union (@MorePerfectUS) March 16, 2023
This means I can murder Boeing execs as long as I do it painlessly, right?
yes, and as a bonus you get to decide what qualifies as painless!
Crucifixion is the best choice here.
what a coincidence! i was just reading a totally comprehensive and bulletproof study proving crucifixion actually feels super good
really, it's like we're rewarding them for their service to humanity
Same thing, really.