FuckyWucky [none/use name] to videos • 6 months agoThe US president has a bulletproof railcarexternal-linkmessage-square13 fedilinkarrow-up145file-text
arrow-up145external-linkThe US president has a bulletproof railcarFuckyWucky [none/use name] to videos • 6 months agomessage-square13 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarekeepcarrot [she/her]hexbear4·6 months agoHe's so old all of his organs would detach and wander around his body link
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]hexbear4·6 months ago"Mr. President - how do you feel?" "Mack and Jack are jacked, jack." link
He's so old all of his organs would detach and wander around his body
His kidneys are named Mack and Jack
"Mr. President - how do you feel?"
"Mack and Jack are jacked, jack."