• Big_Bob [any]
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    2 years ago

    Imagine finding a copy of this game in your store, you look down on the reviews on the cover and see

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

    "Excelent video game!"

    -Gamereviews

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

    "Definitely game of the year worthy!"

    -Gamer Nation

    ⭐️⭐️

    "No Ashley saying ugh you're a pervert, no Ashley falling on her ass so we can see her panties, no ladder scenes where you can peek at her cheeks, no Ashley doing high kicks in front of the camera, no Ashley laying in a bathtub and shooting diarrhea three feet in the air like tubgirl, no Ashley doing flips, no Ashley moaning when hit, no Ashley shower scenes no Ashley doing

    -this guy

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
      ·
      2 years ago

      In fairness, this guy is probably the only reviewer who didn't receive money from the publisher.