Oh boy, I'd love to see him wiggle out of this one.

https://nitter.1d4.us/JonLemire/status/1641552595213774856

  • Dolores [love/loves]
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    2 years ago

    i uh, don't get how this is a crime?

    of all the actual crimes the man has done... drawing up a non-disclosure agreement? :jesse-wtf:

    • Tachanka [comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      i uh, don’t get how this is a crime?

      of all the actual crimes the man has done… drawing up a non-disclosure agreement?

      The honest to god truth is that libs can't actually go after him for the shit he did that was actually really bad because it's shit they do too. (visit Epstein's island, drone strike children, pardon war criminals, privatize and deregulate everything, etc.) Even "Russiagate" was pretty hypocritical given A) The financing of Yeltsin's campaign by the US government under Bill Clinton back in the 90s and B) Biden's son getting a cushy do-nothing job on the board of a Ukrainian gas firm. So they have to go after him for something only Trump would do.

    • emizeko [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      they're trying to say it was an in-kind campaign contribution in violation of campaign finance laws

      if that sounds flimsy, you're not wrong

      • Dolores [love/loves]
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        2 years ago

        more looking into it, the campaign contribution is in excess of the personal limit, so clearly the only problem here is that a PAC wasn't the distribution mechanism for the money :very-smart:

      • prismaTK
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        1 year ago

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        • emizeko [they/them]
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          2 years ago

          I know nothign about the DA beyond what TrueAnon said about him but it sounded to me like he is a true believer who thinks this will both make his political future and fix America

      • Dolores [love/loves]
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        2 years ago

        not at all, but if non-disclosure 'agreements' are constitutional i have no idea what grounds you could prosecute him for in relation to this affair

    • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      I know it's pretty low on the list of terrible things he's done, but bribing a prostitute with your presidential campaign money seems like a crime to me.

      • Dolores [love/loves]
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        2 years ago

        in a sensible country maybe, you're allowed to bribe politicians here if its only funneled through the correct legal fictions lol

        • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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          2 years ago

          He should've created a PAC for the hush money and then it would be legal.

          That is me just guessing, I don't know about American campaign finance laws lol.

  • UglySpaghettiHoe [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    :trump-moist: :trump-moist: :trump-moist: It would be so funny if he ran from prison and won, please god, it would be so fucking hilarious

    • Flinch [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      It's objectively the funniest outcome, so you know that's exactly what's gonna happen :joker-troll:

      • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        That's not the funniest outcome. The funniest outcome is if Hillary comes back, and he beats her again.

        • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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          2 years ago

          The funniet funniest outcome is if Hillary also got arrested, ran from prison, and ate shit again.

      • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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        2 years ago

        Mandela didn't actually run for president from prison, he was released in 1990 and elected in 94. They did try to run the ANC and SACP from prison, but communication back in those days was very limited

        • Redcuban1959 [any]
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          2 years ago

          I think people mix up Mandela with Nkrumah who won with 95% of the votes while he was in military jail in 1951.

  • invo_rt [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    This dude is about to be the president again :pain:

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Was it the sexual violence? Was it the targetted killing of an American child abroad? The fraud? The illegal discrimination? The lies? The actual, literal albeit inept, attempt to kill the Vice President and overthrown the government of the united states of America?

    No.

    No.

    It was a technicality in how he reported the money he paid to a sex worker, because the only real crime in America for rich people is having tawdry associations with the working class.

    :amerikkka-clap:

  • bigboopballs [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    The walls are finally closing in on the Trump administration?

    can't wait to see what tangible results this indictment has