• FuckYourselfEndless [ze/hir]
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    2 years ago

    Xi letting himself go. Shame. Xi was spotted eating 6 egg rolls - 2 at a time - last week and when grilled about it by brave western journalist all he could say was "mhmmhshfmfmfhmhsghgshsghsUygherfmmsmsmmshmmfffsm."

    • meth_dragon [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      skill issue

      two is just too many, there is no room left to juggle them in your mouth for when the eggroll insides inevitably turn out way the fuck hotter than the outsides

    • Grandpa_garbagio [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Ive never considered eating two eggrolls at once but I bet the mouthfeel would be incredible

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Xi was spotted eating 6 egg rolls

      I've defended Xi through thick and thin but I draw the line at enjoying Americanized Chinese "food".