Ninja poopers / boss makes a dollar / bottom text
I'm a shy shitter, I hear a single noise in the bathroom and it resets my shitting clock to 0. Even the cat staring at me is too much.
I once heard a man in a stall
His cheeks went blifp, brrrthp, brrrraw
He took no time
No care to wipe
He didn't wash his hands at all
spoiler
WASH YOUR HANDS WTF DUDES THREE MONTHS WORKING AT MY NEW JOB AND IVE WITNESSED THIS DUMBASS PHENOMENON NASTY ANIMALS GOD DAMN
Is your job to watch people poop? How do you come by this information?
naw lol
grocery store bathroom i've noticed it happening way too many times. dudes will have a demonic battle in the toilet stall then just fucking walk out. i see, hear and feel all of this unfold while im pissing and it sends terrifying shivers down my spine everytime
Fuck, that's the worst. I hope you don't have to clean up the aftermath as well.
But assuming you're on the clock while in the restroom, it sounds an awful lot like you're paid to listen to people poop at least part of the time.
Millennials are killing the toilet paper industry while quiet shitting; "They won't wipe afterwards. We keep having to buy new chairs"
