Apparently the question asked was: "What do I do if my girlfriend is dumb?"
My jaw dropped multiple times reading this. Just holy shit, dude. I felt like the only way to regain any sanity afterwards was to share it here to let Hexbear roast this loser.
No wonder "ego insert creepy :freeze-gamer: dies and wakes up in a fantasy world with easily gamified rules that can build an infinite harem" is such a lucrative gimmick to pander with. :pathetic: