Apparently the question asked was: "What do I do if my girlfriend is dumb?"
My jaw dropped multiple times reading this. Just holy shit, dude. I felt like the only way to regain any sanity afterwards was to share it here to let Hexbear roast this loser.
I think for a lot of them it's more that they don't recognize their emotions as emotions, because they've convinced themselves that their very powerful big-boy brains operate entirely on rEaSoN aNd loGiC