Apparently the question asked was: "What do I do if my girlfriend is dumb?"
My jaw dropped multiple times reading this. Just holy shit, dude. I felt like the only way to regain any sanity afterwards was to share it here to let Hexbear roast this loser.
The most euphoric sirs of logic and reason scoff at those mere pieces of paper and declare themselves A U T O D I D A C T S. :expert-shapiro: