Apparently the question asked was: "What do I do if my girlfriend is dumb?"
My jaw dropped multiple times reading this. Just holy shit, dude. I felt like the only way to regain any sanity afterwards was to share it here to let Hexbear roast this loser.
Quora: Fellas, is it gay to kiss girls?
Yes. Also kissing straight dudes is the straightest thing you can do because it's basically the same as kissing every girl he's kissed.