"You have out of state plates. Do you got drugs, illegal weapons, satanic equipment, or a pregnant woman hidin' in your trunk tryin' to break the law and commit murder-feticide?"
"Um.... I have none of those things. Or people.'
"I don't think I like your tone. Get out of the vehicle, sir." Then he speaks into the walkie talkie near his right shoulder. "We got a non-comply. Send three additional units."
I can imagine how their deputies are...
"Why'd you pull me over?"
"You have out of state plates. Do you got drugs, illegal weapons, satanic equipment, or a pregnant woman hidin' in your trunk tryin' to break the law and commit murder-feticide?"
"Um.... I have none of those things. Or people.'
"I don't think I like your tone. Get out of the vehicle, sir." Then he speaks into the walkie talkie near his right shoulder. "We got a non-comply. Send three additional units."