A tweets from another thread...
It's a lineup of people who still drink Folgers.
I don't know what that means - but it makes me laugh.
a brand of terrible instant coffee that was heavily marketed in the 80s with a jingle that goes
"the best part of waking up... is folger's in your cup"
At least we got this out of it (for those not familiar, the first 35 seconds is an unedited national TV ad)
I know the info is real but it sounds 100% made up. Here are just a few examples...
Chris West, Canadian County
Bryan Jump, Coal County
Dan Day, Custer County
as someone who can groom/ride a horse and worked cattle for shit pay, it was explained to me that wearing a hat indoors, especially those big, expensive shitkicker cowboy hats originally developed to protect against the elements, is something bullshitters do to puff themselves up.
afaik the u.s. has about 50 types of police and that's not including the extra kinds of polices each individual state has
Some counties are huge. Mine is almost 7000km² with almost half its population living in rural areas that fall outside the boundaries of cities. Sheriffs are the only force that could cover them since they don't pay taxes to the cities in that county.
there are "unincorporated" areas that don't have government below the county level, and even in somewhat developed areas there's still a bunch of land and/or roads that aren't part of any town and we need to extend the police state into those.
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That's a lot of Black Hats in that thar lineup, pardner. :brace-cowboy:
I thought some of the pictures were repeats, but no, it's just a shitload of thumbs with handlebar mustaches.
I can imagine how their deputies are...
"Why'd you pull me over?"
"You have out of state plates. Do you got drugs, illegal weapons, satanic equipment, or a pregnant woman hidin' in your trunk tryin' to break the law and commit murder-feticide?"
"Um.... I have none of those things. Or people.'
"I don't think I like your tone. Get out of the vehicle, sir." Then he speaks into the walkie talkie near his right shoulder. "We got a non-comply. Send three additional units."
