https://subium.com/profile/bencollins.bsky.social/post/3kt6w2phzdc2h

Journalist Ben Collins is the CEO of the Onion.

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  • booty [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    Personally I prefer to go with geodes because you're never totally sure what you're gonna get till you start monchin and cronchin. However, I find that grinding rocks down into a fine powder allows them to mix nicely in with bread dough if you're tired of the same old pebbles.