• MaoTheLawn [any, any]
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    1 month ago

    Sometimes I wish I could resurrect him just so he could see how amazingly he predicted the world to come, but then I think within 10 minutes of seeing how bad it's got he'd throw himself in front of a bus

    • ped_xing [he/him]
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      1 month ago

      There's a bus coming in 10 minutes? Ooh la la, now the feds you know you're in a fancy town.

      • BobDole [none/use name]
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        1 month ago

        TFW you miss the bus by 10 seconds and now you’re an hour late for work

      • lapis [fae/faer, comrade/them]
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        1 month ago

        TFW you miss the bus by 10 seconds and now you have to wait until the morning to throw yourself in front of the next one.

        • peeonyou [he/him]
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          1 month ago

          by then you could probably just drink yourself to death... or at least have a worthy attempt

      • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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        1 month ago

        Your town has any non-car transportation AT ALL? Hey everyone, get a load of Mr. Moneybags over here.

        Sorry to burst your bubble, fancy lad, but Hexbear doesn’t take too kindly to the bourgeoisie. I don’t think this site is for you.