• CoolerOpposide [none/use name]
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    6 months ago

    My heart and soul are dedicated to improving the profits of Crunch Fitness.

    Wait… what do you mean you’re laying me off?

    • peeonyou [he/him]
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      6 months ago

      a guy I worked with at a startup a few years back just became a target of discussion on Blind because he shaved the company's logo on his head and posted it on linked in

      he was the biggest kool aid drinker i'd ever met - bought everything on the "company store" there was.. socks, shirts, hoodies, hat, magnets, etc

      but.. shaving the logo into your hair... 3 years into the job? what. the. fuck?

      the number of people laughing that this isn't going to prevent him from being laid off is hilariously high