• Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    After killing Shinzo Abe, the sky starts raining blood and the Protags plucky cartoon mascot friend realizes that the mastermind behind all the twisted desires in Japan is that the false god, the Demiurge (AKA Yaldabaoth of Gnostic fame) has been controlling our desire for positive change this whole time. He is now combining the world of people's collective consciousness with reality, so people can be well and truly under the thumb of his zealotry and give up their hopes of a future and instead live as slaves to him.

    The protag and his friends go to fight this god, and when all hope seems lost, the protag summons a giant demon (the ultimate symbol of rebelion against god) to shoot the Demiurge in the head. Thus saving humanity and giving people back their desire to change the world for the better instead of praying to a false god.

    And then a special edition comes out and ruins this message of proactive change, or some shit idk.

  • Redcuban1959 [any]
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    2 years ago

    The REAL final boss is the president of the United States. Be careful, he tends to use nuclear weapons and that is an insta-death/game over attack.

  • Comp4 [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Maybe we can recover the magical doohickey and use it to slay more dragons.

    • Mindfury [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      the doohickey is a unique drop currently located in the NPA headquarters dungeon

      the raid is yet to be attempted, not because of any final boss, but because the mob waves are levelled much higher than usual dungeons and their spawn rate is unmatched

      • Comp4 [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        I shall travel to my local tavern and find some brave adventurers that will return the doohickey to us.