Now I'm imagining some lib spoofing the speech from Independence Day except it's about Election Day and voting instead of nuking aliens. Thanks OP, you've ruined my day.
Good morning. In less than an hour, voters from here will join others from around the nation. And you will be launching the largest electoral battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests, like voting. Perhaps it's fate that today is the third of November, and you will once again be voting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution...because, well...but from annihilation by the cheeto. We are voting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the vote, the third of November will for the first time be known as an American holiday, and as the day the voters voted in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the ballot box!" We will not vanish without a vote! We're going to vote on! We're going to VOTE! Today we celebrate our Election Day!
Now I'm imagining some lib spoofing the speech from Independence Day except it's about Election Day and voting instead of nuking aliens. Thanks OP, you've ruined my day.
Good morning. In less than an hour, voters from here will join others from around the nation. And you will be launching the largest electoral battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests, like voting. Perhaps it's fate that today is the third of November, and you will once again be voting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution...because, well...but from annihilation by the cheeto. We are voting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the vote, the third of November will for the first time be known as an American holiday, and as the day the voters voted in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the ballot box!" We will not vanish without a vote! We're going to vote on! We're going to VOTE! Today we celebrate our Election Day!
Seen this so many times I can hear Bill Pullman's cadence and everything.