An Illustrated Guide to Self-Censorship | The Free Press
The article lengthy and it's filled with lots more illustrations and gibberish...
One day, Hypothetica’s king died, leaving the throne to his son, King Mustache. Unlike his father, King Mustache was highly sensitive to criticism. He issued a decree that made criticizing him illegal—an attempt to lay down an electrified “censorship fence” across the topic that would severely punish anyone who dared to cross it.
That's pretty much every new age thing ever written.
True facts. It took a little while for high schooler me to get that figured out, though.