Oh fuck guys it's gonna replace us it's so much better at making bazinga jokes

  • sempersigh [he/him]
    hexagon
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    2 years ago

    I just use gpt-4 to write bizarre stories where karl marx smokes weed with bugs bunny while they discuss the labor theory of value. Besides that, It's totally useless for any other purpose besides some cursory research

    edit: I realized someone would ask for this so I went and made it here you go

    spoiler

    Title: "Marx Meets the Bunny"

    (INTRO: The Looney Tunes theme song plays as the title appears on screen)

    (Scene opens with Karl Marx sitting in an armchair, reading Das Kapital in a dimly lit room)

    Karl Marx: (muttering to himself) Ah, the means of production... the exploitation of the proletariat...

    (Door bursts open, revealing Bugs Bunny, munching on a carrot)

    Bugs Bunny: (chewing) Eh, what's up, doc?

    Karl Marx: (startled) Who are you and how did you get in here?

    Bugs Bunny: The name's Bugs Bunny, and I just hopped right in. You seem a bit stressed, doc. How about you take a break and relax?

    (Karl Marx looks confused)

    Bugs Bunny: (holding up a joint) You ever tried one of these, doc?

    Karl Marx: (raising an eyebrow) I have never partaken in such activities. I am a philosopher, economist, and revolutionary socialist, after all.

    Bugs Bunny: (grinning) Well, doc, you're missing out. It's a great way to unwind and think about the world.

    Karl Marx: (curious) Alright, I'll give it a try.

    (Bugs Bunny lights the joint and passes it to Karl Marx, who takes a hit)

    Karl Marx: (coughing) This is quite unusual... but I must admit I feel more relaxed.

    Bugs Bunny: (smirking) See, doc? Now, tell me about this labor theory of value you've been working on.

    Karl Marx: (taking another hit from the joint) Ah, yes. The labor theory of value posits that the value of a commodity is determined by the socially necessary labor time required for its production.

    Bugs Bunny: (nodding) Uh-huh, go on.

    Karl Marx: You see, workers create value through their labor, but they are only compensated for a fraction of the value they produce. The remainder is appropriated by the capitalist class as surplus value.

    Bugs Bunny: (frowning) That doesn't sound very fair, doc.

    Karl Marx: Precisely! It is the exploitation of the working class that leads to class struggle and the eventual overthrow of capitalism.

    Bugs Bunny: (scratching his head) So, you're saying the worker should be the one who benefits from their labor, not the big boss?

    Karl Marx: (passionate) Exactly! The working class must unite and seize the means of production, so that they can enjoy the fruits of their labor and create a more equitable society.

    Bugs Bunny: (grinning) You know, doc, that's not a half-bad idea. Maybe we should spread the word about this labor theory of value.

    Karl Marx: (smiling) Yes, comrade Bugs. Together, we shall bring about a new era of justice for the working class!

    (As they continue their discussion, the screen fades to black, and the Looney Tunes theme song plays once more)

    THE END