We all know Ben and Jerry's, the ice cream brand with cutesy liberal names, but what about a chud Ben and Jerry's?
A few flavors right off the bat, feel free to contribute:
Make America Grape Again
A Small Cone of a Million Dollars
Blood and Soil (Cherry ice cream with chocolate dust in it)
Adolf Bits-ler (Vanilla with bits of candy in it or something)
Mousse-olini (Chocolate mousse gelato flavor)
Ronald Raegan flavor with jelly beans or something
A yet unnamed Ben Shapiro flavor with him on the container ala Ben and Jerry's "Americone Dream" with Stephen Colbert
Tucker Carlson flavor with only green M&Ms
It writes itself folks. There's just money sitting on the table, waiting for somebody to come take it.
I can imagine the commercial with the owner shooting a ben and jerry's carton with his ar-15 while patriotic guitar riffs play.
You are a MAN and you're SICK of WOKE ice cream!
BUY AMERICREAM ICE CREAM
Made with ONE HUNDRED PERCENT MAN MILK
:hyperflush: i'll buy three
Good thing human semen is vegan.
unless u are in those Chinese dick sucking machine factories
And i've been blending flax seeds with water and salt to make Vegan flum all this time :walter-breakdown:
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