We all know Ben and Jerry's, the ice cream brand with cutesy liberal names, but what about a chud Ben and Jerry's?
A few flavors right off the bat, feel free to contribute:
Make America Grape Again
A Small Cone of a Million Dollars
Blood and Soil (Cherry ice cream with chocolate dust in it)
Adolf Bits-ler (Vanilla with bits of candy in it or something)
Mousse-olini (Chocolate mousse gelato flavor)
Ronald Raegan flavor with jelly beans or something
A yet unnamed Ben Shapiro flavor with him on the container ala Ben and Jerry's "Americone Dream" with Stephen Colbert
Tucker Carlson flavor with only green M&Ms
It writes itself folks. There's just money sitting on the table, waiting for somebody to come take it.
We had that in Denmark a couple of years back.
Way back in time, before most Danes had even seen a live non-white person, ice cream manufacturers settled on using the generic name "giant Eskimo" for an ice cream bar with blackcurrant jam and dark chocolate. Because people liked to make nonsensical and racist connections been food and ethnicities back then.
Then, a few years back, a small upmarket manufacturer decided to change the name because of the obvious racism. A few other manufacturers followed the example. And then the chuds lost their mind and spent all summer raging over how the woke left had gone too far this time.
With chuds being chuds they went out and demonstratively bought ice cream that still used the racist name, owning the libs by posting pictures of ice cream online, and while the large manufacturers didn't want to be seen as part of either side of a culture war fight and kept as quiet as possible, an artisanal ice cream shop in Copenhagen cashed in on the frenzy by stating that they would never change the name, resulting in huge lines of chuds queuing up to buy the stuff.
Fuck me that unlocked some unpleasant memories of christmas and easter dinners that year. I had to explain to so many relatives that this was not our socdem prime minister being dictatorial, but just a marketing strategy, and somehow these geriatric fucks refuse to see reason. Only when I just started telling people that they sounded like a moron did they shut up.