Step 2: Brave Antifa Computer Scientists define an objective function C that calculates, based solely on the actions of Biden's Michigan campaign apparatus who won the US 2020 presidential election and how good a candidate they are, as a sum of how many of the constraints we care about the winning candidate satisfies.
Step 3: Brave Antifa Theorietical Quantum Physicists redefine this objective function into a unitary operator U(C,y) where y is a bit string capable of representating all the actions Biden's Michigan Campaign apparatus can take.
Step 4: Brave Antifa Experimental Quantum Phyisicists and cat burglars steal all the D-Waves and voltron them together.
Step 5: Our brave Antifa Organisers seize control of Biden's Michigan campaign apparatus, and frogmarch them into the D-Waves
Step 6: Here's how Bernie can still win: https://arxiv.org/pdf/1411.4028.pdf
Biden is running a quantum campaign in Michigan. If campaign offices and staff are confirmed the wave function will collapse.
Step 1: Brave Antifa Organisers infiltrate Biden's Michigan campaign apparatus
Step 2: Brave Antifa Computer Scientists define an objective function C that calculates, based solely on the actions of Biden's Michigan campaign apparatus who won the US 2020 presidential election and how good a candidate they are, as a sum of how many of the constraints we care about the winning candidate satisfies.
Step 3: Brave Antifa Theorietical Quantum Physicists redefine this objective function into a unitary operator U(C,y) where y is a bit string capable of representating all the actions Biden's Michigan Campaign apparatus can take.
Step 4: Brave Antifa Experimental Quantum Phyisicists and cat burglars steal all the D-Waves and voltron them together.
Step 5: Our brave Antifa Organisers seize control of Biden's Michigan campaign apparatus, and frogmarch them into the D-Waves
Step 6: Here's how Bernie can still win: https://arxiv.org/pdf/1411.4028.pdf