• Speaker [e/em/eir]
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    5 months ago

    M'lord, your moste humble servant has business with the court! Alack, mine steed (a gracious gift from your lordship, at a bargain of only 4 and 20) is struck with a dreadful torpor of the mind; aye, m'lord, the hack will not so much as trot without a cry of "SYSTEM WILL RESTART AFTER UPDATE COMPLETES". I fear the washerwoman has conspired with my BITCH EX-WIFE to bedevil the animal. Send tweet.